What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

Canadian Woman Jokes More Canadian Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!