What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

Middle Night Jokes More Middle Night Jokes

What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?

Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Midnight Jokes More Midnight Jokes

What did the two narwhals say at midnight?

Nothing, they just baconed.

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.