How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

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However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

pa-jammins

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.