What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

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A stega-snore-us.

Why do we sleep?

Because we get sleepy.

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!