What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

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Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

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What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed?

There's 21 of them

What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas