How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

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What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !