Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.