Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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6000000

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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.