How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

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Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?

He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing?

Muscle tone deaf.