How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

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How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!