Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!
I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost
The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad
Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
Tire-less
None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.