Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

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Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

What did the blind man say to the blind man?

Long time no see.

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Why are aliens bad at high-fives?

Because they always klingon!

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Kirk Jokes More Kirk Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.