Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

What do you do if you're Fighting a group of circus performers?

Go for the juggler

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How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

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What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

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Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Kirk Jokes More Kirk Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !