How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

Why did the scarecrow get the Nobel prize?

He was out standing in his field.