How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

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What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

Where do OB/GYNs go to school?

Gynecolleges.

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!