What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

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Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.