How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

School Jokes More School Jokes

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.