Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

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Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

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Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex