What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

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What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

Patty O'furniture Jokes More Patty O'furniture Jokes

What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.