How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

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Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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How do you tell jokes?

Repost :(

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

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Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.