How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder