How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

moostard

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other