How do you tell jokes?

Repost :(

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How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.