What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

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How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

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What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.