How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

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Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!