Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

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Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.