What's 7 inches and makes women submissive?

A knife.

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Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

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Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.