What's 7 inches and makes women submissive?

A knife.

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What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

When can women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

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What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'