Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

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Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

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How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...