What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.