What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.