What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

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What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.