Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

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What do you call a turlte that flies?

a shellocopter. damn homies

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

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Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

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What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service?

Netfocks