How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.

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What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.

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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

What do you call a good looking Lebanese man?

Azif