How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!