How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

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How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

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When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

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How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!