When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

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Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate."

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

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What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

What' is a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...