Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What the band's name?

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

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What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone

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When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

Why did the hipster burn his mustache on his coffee?

he was totally drinking it before it was cool.