How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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How much for the vacation home?

Sir, this is a coffin.

What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?

Is that you, coffin?