How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.