How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os

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How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.