How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!