What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

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How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

What do you call an employee at a sperm bank?

A nutjob

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..