What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

What's black and does not work?

Decaf Coffee

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How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Why has Hot Topic's sales revenue gone down?

Because the marketing department cuts itself.

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

How much for the best friend?

Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.