How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

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What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.