How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

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Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

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How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.