Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What do you called a prince-sized bed?

A coffin.

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What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.