Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.