How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

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What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

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How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.