How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

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What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical?

plague-arism

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that