How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

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What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

What disease does a mad scientist have?

boffin spongiform encephalopathy

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Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

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What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.