How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead

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Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?

Unsightly facial hare!

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.