Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

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What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...