How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

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How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

Why are ska bands so clean?

They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !