How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

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How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

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Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

Which was?

We ate Bill" OMG. How long were you in there "4 minutes"

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V

Forehead Jokes More Forehead Jokes

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?

Unsightly facial hare!