How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

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How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?

For hare care.

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

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What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?

Unsightly facial hare!

How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead