How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What does a bunny do to a bank?

Rabbit

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

Forehead Jokes More Forehead Jokes

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.