Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

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How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

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Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.