Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

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Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station