Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!
They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road
Because he told everyone to march fourth.
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
The Holocaust was funny.
Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".
They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
To stop a kid napping.
A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."
when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
Affogato"
The dishes if she knows what's good for her!
She was running out of things to read.
The last black man to have a dream got shot.