Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

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Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow