Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What's the only thing a feminist is going to change?

The Laundry

How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

both of them

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

Crib Jokes More Crib Jokes

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world?

You put it back in the crib.