Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
They always bomb the punchline!
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
an Infantry
If its black it aint good
Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)