How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

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What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"