How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What song does a car radio play?

A cartoon (car tune).

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.