Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm?

It was all broused up!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!