Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What did the blonde's dentist find?

A: Teeth in the cavity.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist?

tooth-hurty

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!