What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the mentally challenged midget crying?

He was a little down.

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

A: An onion.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!