What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What do you call an edible ion?

An onion

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.