How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

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What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf?

A self-awarewolf.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.