How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

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How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

x-post from r/bicycling Attire

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.