What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

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What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

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How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!