How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

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How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

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What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!